PR God

[Cheesy instrumentation from Oh My God starts]

Put me on the table
Make her say my slogan
If she can't remember
Then give me another take
I can sit and listen (I can listen)
Or I can make your cream (And I can make your cream)
Show it, make it look better (wave it up and down)
Just put your trust in blue

P R God, go a little faster
P R God, what was that again
La da da, let us know your focus group
Let me in, cause I understand
Let us know your focus group
Cause I understand

I understand all
Now drink my sugar water
Problem caused, it's to the dentist
with the solvent known as spit
Drinkety drink, not so cheap
It's a slick ride, make my money slide
Cause we're all greed inside

This can be really cheesy
You don't have to be on guard (Don't have to be on guard)
Here prospect let me interest you (Let me interest you)
I'll have ya climbin' the ladder (Work)
You got all the problems (You've got all the problems)
I think that I can finance (I'll be your interviewer)
Interviewee, come in here ma'am (Come inside)
Why don't we sit and talk

P R God, let me interview the ma'am
Cause I understand

P R God, go a little faster
P R God, what was that again
La da da, let us know your focus group
Let me in, cause I understand
Let us know your focus group
Cause I understand

You like the pop and the logo
You made eyes droop and then caught 'em
And when you crop 'em you got 'em
P R God got 'em, P R God got 'em
(Let me interest them, cause we understand)
You like the pop and the logo
You made eyes droop and then caught 'em
And when you crop 'em you got 'em
P R God got em, P R God got em
(Let me interest them, cause we understand)

I understand
Now let me show you where to put that right hand (on the viewers' right)
My little red coloration says, 'Excite the fan, excite the fan'
I got your money woo, how 'bout you
I got your money woo too

La da da da da
P R God I'm, P R God I'm
La da da da da
P R God I'm, P R God I'm
La da da da da (P R God)
P R God I'm, P R God I'm
La da da da da (P R God)
P R God I'm, P R God I'm
La da da da da (P R God)
P R God I'm, P R God I'm
La da da da da (P R God)
P R God I'm, P R God I'm
La da da da da (P R God)
P R God I'm, P R God I'm

Okay mock ads, hahahahaha

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Thank you, P!nk! I couldn't have written this transformative work without Oh My God, which I clearly do not own.