Now I'm starting to wonder - in Germany, do people kick with the sole of their foot as if stepping? (maybe that has something to do with their excellent soccer skills, maybe the Socceroos should start kicking that way too and we might actually do well!)

darkweasel:"Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP"

Hahaha!

Regarding the original question, how're these options (sorry if I've repeated anyone's suggestions)
- forpeli (although, it sound more as if there is some form of combat going on here, e.g. driving out the evil knights out of chatroom-land)
- devigiri/devirigi (not sure if I've said that right, but "compel to leave", e.g. "Vi estis devigirita"
- irigi (related to the above)
- devforlasigi (hopefully that's the right order, "made to have to quit (the chatroom or whatever the heck we're talking about)"