After weeks of trying all different methods of converting this and that file type using this program or that method, I have done it.
Bertilow can now sign up for and Amazon self publish account and distribute it there.

However, before I declare my experiment a success, I would like other people with Kindles to test it out also and see for themselves.

The secret: Take the PDF file and email it to (yourkindle)@free.kindle.com with the word "convert" in the subject line and nothing in the body of the email and they will email a .azw file back to you.
This is free because the file comes back to the email you associate with the kindle, not directly to the kindle. Use your computer and cable to put PMEG on Kindle. You can do this wireless for a fee.

Some Methods Previously tried: Convert .doc or pdf using mobipocket = failure to display because it gives you a .mobi or .prc file that doesn't support EO. Drag pdf directly to Kindle...works but is difficult to size text properly. Pdf on kindle is a bit of a pain and you can't sell pdf's on Amazon.com.